March 2012
Roll up the Rim
at Tim Horton’s is my favourite time of year because it makes it socially acceptable for me to drink as much coffee as I do. People think I’m either just really trying to win that car (which I’ve convinced myself I’ve already won, I just need to find the cup) or I’ve won the coffee I’m drinking. One in six is a winner, so when you’re me you win a few cups...
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
Anonymous asked: You are absolutely gorgeous. . .
Anonymous asked: You are beautiful. Stay gold.
Watchdeathon2legs:
You stepped into the wrong part of town, shitnerd.
omg YES
I am totally trapped in this
Jerks
On days where I can sleep in and have nothing to do but lay in bed all day, my puppies are nowhere to be found. On days when I have to drag my ass out of bed at seven am they refuse to stop cuddling, thus making it a million times harder to get out of bed. I’m sure they plan it this way just to make me late to everything because they’re sick, twisted, little bastards.
Today is going...
I hate when people I'm not close friends with but...
Its like, bitch I do not want to be your friend and I do not care about what you do. But because you work at the goddamn shoe store next door I have to see you all the time and it’ll be weird as fuck if I decline you. Even though you annoy the hell out of me when you come into my store at 8:30 in the morning when I’m on my own trying to chug my coffee and get the shop open on time. I...
Watchsharkanthony:
Greatest thing i have ever seen
The five stages of running
An hour before running: I don't wanna run today.
5 minutes before running: I'm pumped! Let's do this!
While running: Can't breathe... Must keep going... Run to the rhythm of my music... Don't die...
5 minutes after running: Everything's awesome! I love running! I could run for the rest of my life!
An hour after running: I. Am going. To die.
Such a lovely day :D
